Tuesday, September 28, 2010

A second helping of Japan

In early July, Maria once again saw fit to grace the island nation of Japan with her presence. This time she flew into Narita, so I took a few days off to pick her up from the airport and gallivant around Tokyo. I took the night bus into Tokyo, and arrived in Shinjuku ass-early in the morning (that’s about 6:30am-ish). Maria wasn’t arriving until 5:30pm, but thankfully, my friend Molly just happened to be visiting Japan and was in Tokyo, what timing! I was meeting her sometime late morning, so I still had a few hours to kill. I bummed around the Sumitomo Insurance building near our drop-off point, munching on a bag of Ritz cracker cheese sandwiches (yes, they have those here!) before heading to Shibuya, where I would eventually meet up with Molly. Shibuya has a gigantic intersection where one of the cycles in the light rotation is green light for pedestrians from all directions. It is quite the free-for-all and there happens to be a Starbucks nearby with second floor seating that provides an excellent vantage point for all the chaos. I felt bad staying as long as I did when seating is at such a premium, but I nursed my dark mocha chip frappacino for over two hours until Molly and her beau, Eliot, showed up. I had no plans for the day, so I left it up to Molly. We ended up heading back to her old study abroad stomping grounds and eventually wandered into Village Vanguard, a chain of stores with a bunch of random kitchy stuff, import snacks, indie music. We spent a good long time in there, especially in the music section where they have multiple listening stations. I had long been eyeing up an album by Pia-no-Jac, a piano and cajon duo (get it? the name is Piano forwards and cajon backwards, clever!), but at over $20 for a CD with only 6 songs, it was a bit hard to justify (music prices here are ridiculous!). I had Molly listen to a bit, and she immediately liked them, so we decided if we each bought a CD and swapped songs, it would be easier to stomach. So I picked up their CD First Contact, with one of my favorite songs of theirs linked below:



After leaving there, we headed back to Shibuya and stopped for lunch at some British style pub. At that point it was about time for me to start heading to the airport, so I headed out (we’d be seeing Molly later again).

While waiting at the airport for Maria, one of the security guys came up to me with a sign in English saying for heightened security reasons blah blah blah they are checking people’s papers to make sure their visa isn’t expired and that they are in the country legally. He asked if I could speak Japanese and then went through the 20 questions and I had to write down my information. He was super nice about it, and we chatted a little bit, but still, when you get down to it, he asked to see if I was legal based on the color of my skin, which is pretty similar to what everyone was up in arms about in Arizona, but nobody even bats an eye over here. Granted, with a population as homogenous as Japan’s, racial profiling might be a little less avoidable, but nobody ever talks about it, and to be honest, most people don’t ever think about it because it doesn't pertain to them. There certainly wasn’t probable cause to question me other than by looks. Speaking of which, maybe he should've questioned this dude...J-fashion at its best/worst.



After a little morning waiting, Maria finally came through customs! We headed back into Tokyo on the train, dropped our stuff of at the hotel in Ikebukuro, and then hopped a train back to Shibuya to grab dinner with some friends, but only Molly and Eliot ended up being able to show. We went to a nicer izakaya for a couple drinks and some snacks, but it hardly was a proper dinner. We called it a night after dinner since everyone was pretty tired, especially Maria after the long flight over. Seeing as that wasn’t proper dinner, though, we stopped at a noodle shop on the way back to the hotel. With a pound of noodles in my belly, I was now ready to zonk out. A decent night’s sleep was necessary to properly enjoy…the Studio Ghibli Museum the next day!

A bit of the funky architecture of the building.



We had tickets to enter the museum at noon, so we were able to somewhat take our time before grabbing the train to Mitaka. For those who don't know, Studio Ghibli has produced some of the most famous and beloved animated movies in Japan. Director Hayao Miyazaki is pretty much an animation god, and has his hand in a lot of what Studio Ghibli does. Famous titles you might recognize include My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and Howl’s Moving Castle. Or maybe you don't recognize them, in which case you should fix that, ASAP. You don't need to be familiar with Japan to enjoy the incredible storytelling and imaginative characters. I’m a fan of their work, and I daresay Maria is an even bigger one, so the museum, at least for us, was pretty freakin’ awesome. Everything on the premises had a fantastical feel to it and decorations almost all had something to do with one of the movies. There was one particularly cool piece that involved a bunch of figures lined up in a circle, when the platform rotated and a strobe light kicked in, the figures appeared to be animating in place. The calculation involved in putting that together boggles my mind. They also have a giant, fuzzy, plush Catbus that you can enter and play around in…if you are a middle school student or younger. Booooo! I really wanted to go in the catbus…oh well. Photos were also prohibited, but I wasn’t walking away without a picture of the catbus…that’s where the stealth of the iPhone comes in handy. Oh yeah, I’m just checking my missed calls, honest. A bit blurry, but yeah, awesomeness.



There are also animated shorts only available to view in the museum. The one showing that day was about a puppy who got lost and had a night adventure before finally finding home in the morning. It was a little too over the top with its cute factor for my taste, but the animation was still excellent. On that front, Ghibli can do no wrong. It rained on and off during the day, but it was an awesome time nonetheless.

I want characters from Princess Mononoke stained glassed on my door. Badass.



Don't worry, he's a FRIENDLY spiky giant robot.



The next day we went to this mall area in Odaiba, mainly to go a place called Muscle Park. This is an amusement zone with various games and activities. We went there specifically because one section of the place has a mini-obstacle course that is straight out of the show Sasuke (Ninja Warrior in the US). After armchair quarterbacking the show for so long back at the Mound House in Madison, we had always wanted to give it a shot. Just as I suspected, it’s a heck of a lot harder than it looks. I managed to get through the arm bike decently, but could only barely hold myself up on the Cliffhanger. The Salmon Ladder also kicked my butt, and I got half way across the pipes on the rings before falling. All in all a humbling performance. Maria followed me, also with very little success. But I will still continue to judge those who get out on the sextuple step. Despite failing horribly, it was a ton of fun.



Maria challenges the rings



We then headed over to Harajuku, essentially to people watch. Harajuku is the district of Tokyo where a lot of the crazy J-fashion you see is born and where it flourishes the most. Thus you are guaranteed to see some characters as you stroll down the main drag. After grabbing lunch and then happening upon a chocolate smoothie/shake thing at the Godiva chocolate store (soooo goooood), we met up with Maggie, our friend from capoeira back in Madison, who was studying abroad in Tokyo at the time. She had a friend with her, and we decided to all head to nearby Yoyogi park to just chill for a bit.

Me and Maggie!



Maria and Maggie!



We found gazebo to sit under, and were chatting about our observations regarding life in Japan, etc. Out of nowhere, some dude asks if he could take our picture. Umm…I guess? But this wasn’t just stay where you are and I’ll take a candid. He wanted us to get in different formations and spacings; it ended up being a much more elaborate deal than I signed up for. And why us? Because we’re foreigners! The guy had a whole stack of postcards? with pictures of foreigners having fun, hanging out, etc. It was kind of weird. I definitely felt a bit like an animal at the zoo, and didn’t appreciate it.

It also just so happened that Norio, a higher cord from our capoeira group, started teaching classes in Tokyo this year, and, according to Maggie, was having class that night. So we spontaneously decided to drop in on his class. It was a lot of fun training with Maggie again, and great to meet Norio, who was more than pleased to have some new faces around. Finally having a class with my own group again, though, made me realize how much the style of the group I’m training with in Gifu is affecting my capoeira. This is necessarily a bad thing, but this gradual change was just suddenly brought to light, especially Maggie even commented to me, “wow, your ginga (basic stance/movement) has changed a lot”. It was weird, but I had this immediate negative reaction to that statement. I wasn’t sure why exactly at first, because it’s not as if I had gotten worse. I later realized that I felt there was a negative insinuation that I was now “different”, since my basic movements being somewhat affected by this other group’s style. Anywho, probably overthinking that one. Capoeira was a lot of fun, but sadly we had to cut out early to catch the overnight bus back to Nagoya so I could head to work the next day.




That Saturday there was an international exchange in Gifu that I had helped plan and did some translating for beforehand. I also was the English interpreter that day, so Maria came along as one of the participants. It was at what used to be an old merchant’s home and was built over 100 years ago. It is now a makeshift café and antique/knick knack shop. The event consisted of a calligraphy workshop, a short tour of the building and then a very quick “tea ceremony”. I was kind of flying by the seat of my pants the whole time, and I think half of the volunteers were, too, but we made it through. The tea ceremony left a bit to be desired, with 7-8 people crammed into the room at once and extraneous noise it was hardly Zen, but the tea still tasted yummy, so I shouldn’t be complaining. I just think I’m getting a little more picky now that I’m taking proper lessons.

I think I'm just going to try to embarrass Maria as much as possible by loading this post with pictures of her. Calligraphy!


After hanging around for the café’s supposedly famous donuts (kind meh, actually), Maria and I, along with Sarah and her friends in town from Nagoya, headed to Natural Café, which is this chill little café that happens to be nearby the old merchant house. I had a tasty caesar salad with fresh salmon and then some chocolate caramel volcano-esque thing that was super yummy. Sarah was still on her one-month dessert challenge (no dessert for a month), but I, being the enabler that I am, managed to convince her it was one of those situations where it was socially unacceptable to not have dessert (which was a loophole she had written into the rules). Chalk up a win for me. After parting with Sarah’s friends, Mari a and I decided to check out a little history at the local museum in Gifu park (that and Maria heard you could try on kimono there). Sadly, it was an epic fail in that we got there too late in the day and they were done letting people try them on. Boo.

The next day we had fully intended going to the Nagoya sumo tournament with Jon and Sarah, but we all ended up bailing because the sumo website said they were sold out, which should have absolutely not been the case considering the Sumo Association was in the middle of a huge scandal involving wrestlers illegally betting on baseball and a few retired guys having ties (albeit with a few degrees of separation) to organized crime. I guess maybe the scandal had the reverse effect, and it was still the first day of the tourney, and thus a Sunday, so that didn’t help. Anywho, we bailed on that and had a generally lazy day instead, nothing wrong with that. Also, due to the scandals, NHK decided to not broadcast the tournament, so we couldn’t even watch it at the apartment. Boo.

Although this could almost be its own post, I will try to sum it up in one, gigantic paragraph. Halfway through that week, I went down to Kyoto since I had been invited by that old business buddy of my dad’s to come see some festival and stay the night at his place. I got there, sat his office/house a bit, and then we went to a Korean barbecue place for dinner…where he and I split a bottle of wine. I think I mentioned last time that this guy likes to drink, but I’ll mention it again, just to frame things. His work buddy left and so he’s showing me around these old alleyways that have historical artifacts on display for this festival.



At one point, he starts talking about some foreign students he has hosted and how they were very picky with food and wouldn’t try certain things. At which point he asked if I eat sushi, to which I said, “of course, it’s delicious.” Seeing as we finished a solid, and rather heavy, meal at the Korean bbq place, I was not expecting him to then suggest we hit up a sushi place, but that’s just what he did. So after walking a bit more, I was eating sushi and having a couple glasses of whatever type of shochu (potato liquor) he was drinking, Kurokame, I think. I didn’t really care to drink it, but I didn’t want to be rude. Sushi and alcohol have proven themselves to be a bad combo for me in the past, and that trend wasn’t about to change. Ten or so pieces of sushi later, I was beyond stuffed, which he must have taken to mean I had plenty in my stomach with which to absorb more alcohol. We then went to 3, yes 3, different little snack clubs, the whole time I’m attempting to not fall too far behind him drink wise. The ladies at the first club we went to did not have your standard Japanese woman’s frame. They had broader shoulders, wider hips, but weren’t what you would call fat, at least not in the states. But not too long after getting in he asked where the young pretty ladies were because he didn’t want me to get the impression that J-women were all fat like them. After doing a spit take with my drink, I immediately began trying to smooth over that horrible comment, telling them I thought they looked great, blah blah blah. I honestly can’t believe he had the balls to say something like that. And at the same time, I can. These snack clubs are often frequented my members of the “old boys club” if you know what I mean. I was horribly embarrassed, but of course they took it in stride and continued to pour the drinks. The second club we stopped at actually had a lady or two originally from China, so I got to practice my now practically defunct Mandarin. The third and final club had some karaoke at it, so I pulled out one of the older classics, and it scored big points. All of this was over a large span of time, so I never felt too terribly drunk, but I was definitely in bed the entire next morning, and barely felt like eating come afternoon. On the other hand, this guy in his 60s was up at 7:30am and fine after taking a bath. He even went to a meeting at 11am, which is just absurd given how much he drank. The guy is a freakin’ professional and could probably give your average Wisconsin alcoholic a run for their money.

I was incredibly glad to be back in Ogaki after that ordeal. I took a decent chunk of work off after that, and Maria and I managed to make it to the sumo tournament finally. We headed down to the venue in Nagoya. It was kind of fun watching Maria’s reaction to first seeing sumo wrestlers in their causal robes just strolling around the Nagoya Castle grounds. Heck, I’m still impressed when I see them in person, it’s hard not to be. After watching the scrubs a bit, we took a break at lunch and hit up the infamous ramen shop I love, and then headed back to the venue for an afternoon of sumo. Tickets might be a bit pricey, but it is so worth it my mind. Thankfully, Maria agreed. It’s hard to tell how people are going to react to sumo, seeing as there is a lot of downtime between the action, especially in the higher ranking divisions. After that we had dinner at Flour, an awesome Italian place I went to back when I studied abroad. They have this amazing 3-layer chocolate mousse dessert covered in chocolate ganache. It is super rich, and quite possibly one of my favorite things. Ever.

Not having actually planned what the heck we were going to do during the chunk of time I took off of work, we decided to take a day to actually plan a bit. We decided to use Kyoto as a base, and also hit up Nara and Osaka.



We hit up a few of the sites in Kyoto, and my mom and sisters might be particularly interested to know that we went to that little café/dessert place in the area with all the old shops that was in the guidebook but was closed on the day we tried to go there. It was primarily shaved ice, and green tea flavoring was 1 of 2 choices. You could then add on red bean paste or rice paste chunks if you were feeling fancy. It was certainly tasty enough, but I wouldn’t say you missed a ton. The building apparently is super old, so the inside had some charm, and the walls were covered with various stickers from Geisha that have come over the years, so that part was neat. We went to the place with the 1001 Buddha statues, which was just as impressive the second time around. And we also found a neat little café to grab food at on the way there. We also found this shop along one of the main drags...

Get over yourself, Kyoto.



The next day was Osaka, but we really didn't have a ton planned other than go to Dontombori, a famous street/area in Osaka to have some takoyaki and okonomiyaki, which Osaka is famous for. Before we headed over there, though, we decided to go to the Umeda area and try to find the Sky Tower there. We thought we have oriented ourselves correctly and saw what looked like the top of the sky tower building. After much wandering through the oppressive heat, we finally arrived and took a seat on the first floor for a breather. We didn't see any signs for the the elevator to the top. In fact, what drew our attention was some crazy, ornery old guy throwing a fit about something to the lady at the information desk. He had a younger relative with him and was arguing with her, and the lady at the desk was caught in the middle and had no clue what to do. We decided to give her a break from the crazy dude and ask about the elevator. At which point she tells us this ISN'T the sky tower and that we should've gone in the exact opposite direction from the station. She opened up a drawer and gave us a map with directions from the current building to the sky tower. Well, that means we aren't the only idiots to make that mistake. Having already walked a good 20 minutes in the ridiculous heat, we decided to give up on the sky tower and head to Dontombori via subway. We stopped at a place for the requisite takoyaki and okonomiyaki, and then strolled around, stopping at the billboard before heading down a near endless shopping arcade.

What happens in Osaka, stays in Osaka.



One of the places was even using Spiderman to pimp their shaved ice. Maria wanted a picture, so I grudgingly obliged. Plus, Spiderman rules. Except for emo Peter Parker in the third movie, he was a gigantic bag of suck.



Even just having walked around, Maria was able to get a sense of how Osakans are different from your standard Japanese folk. A little more laid back, a little more talkative, and in my mind, a little more fun and interesting. We had heard from a friend that there was a "spa world" in Osaka that was running a deal where it was only 1,000 yen to get in, and they have a bunch of different baths modeled after different countries.

Maria wanted to hit an onsen again while she was back, and this ended be a pretty decent substitute to one in the mountains. There was an Asia floor and a Europe floor, each assigned to a gender for a week or two at a time. I had the Asia floor, which of course had some Japanese baths, but then also had a Persian inspired one and along with a few others. There were a number of saunas, including a salt sauna, which was a first for me. I saw some dude before me running around like a maniac, and then up getting in myself, realized that was because the salt is (duh!) really freakin hot. I did one quick lap before getting the hell out of there, and even then my feet felt scorched. No more of that for me, thanks. They also had a Dr. Bath section, which had a series of baths featuring different elements from the periodic table. Hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen...I think. Anyway, they were purporting some health benefits for each one. Uh huh, sure guys. It was still nice and relaxing, though. And the kicker is that they had a flat screen HD display with a baseball game going on. That could get dangerous. If they had been showing the sumo tourney on that TV, I might have been in trouble. The place had a lounge room outside the bath area, along with separate floors with restaurants, etc. It was essentially a whole little resort wrapped in one building. Not a bad deal for 1,000 yen, but both Maria and I agreed the regular price of around 3,000 was a complete rip off. After some thorough relaxation, we grabbed the train back to Kyoto.

The last day of the excursion we went to Nara, the old, old capital of Japan., which is now famous for free roaming "wild" deer (they are completely used to all the tourists).

I was pretty much waiting for one of the deer to maim her camera.



Although apparently the deer only like to attack little girls and old ladies.



When we went to get an area map from the tourist info center, the older lady who gave up the map started explaining every site on the map, including its history, along with a suggested path and walking times. Talk about service! After what was probably 15-20 minutes worth of directions, suggestions, and explanations, we were on our way. We stopped at Todaiji, the largest wooden structure in the world (I think?) that houses a giant Buddha. For one reason or another, picture taking is actually allowed. Maria found it odd/disrespectful, not to mention hard to take in the majesty of the thing with various camera noises and flashes interfering. I’d have to agree. Some things should just be enjoyed in the moment. The picture won’t be nearly as impressive as the actual experience or memory, guaranteed. What really gets me, though, is the souvenir shops just around the backside of the giant Buddha. I understand the desire to sell tourists random crap, but they could have at least put it somewhere else on the grounds. You don’t need to have it in the same room. Whatever transcendent awe you may have been riding is immediately snapped when you see the rotating rack of postcards. We walked around a bit, up to Nigatsudo, which has a nice view of the city, and then to Kasuga Shrine, which has a ton of lanterns. After dinner, we grabbed the train back to Ogaki.




Now Maria's trip was pretty much coming to close, sadly, so we wanted to get together for dinner with Jon and Sarah one more time before she left. With Jon on his low/no carb diet, we decided to head to the local yakitori (grilled chicken) place. Maria had never been, either, so it was a solid choice. We had leisurely dinner, and managed to try all 3-4 of the desserts on the menu between all of us. Jon even splurged for one of his last green tea ice cream cones before leaving Japan. It was a lot of fun, but also bittersweet knowing that Maria was leaving the next day, and that Jon and Sarah would be moving out from Ogaki very soon.

The next morning I took Maria to the airport, which, in a word, sucked.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Because it's World Cup!

So I realize nobody gets the title reference, but there was a series of World Cup related commercials featuring the deer mascot Japan has employed to pump the switch over from analog to digital TV broadcast. Some guy in a deer costume would head a ball, or do some soccer related move, and then they flashed "Because it's world cup!" on the screen and some guy scream that. I really liked the commercials, but can't find a link that works to show you. They've probably been removed due to copyright issues. I did however, find a non-soccer related picture of the deer mascot.

Note the antenna for antlers. Only in Japan do you need a mascot for format conversion.



Anywho, mid-June marked the glorious start of the World Cup. Now, sadly, I am one of those heathens who generally only watches soccer when the big tournaments roll around every two years (World Cup and Euro Cup). It’s just too difficult to follow the European leagues when you nobody broadcasts that stuff. And let’s be honest, if I'm going to watch soccer, I want to see quality higher than what the MLS is putting out. At least in Japan, they cover Euro league highlights on some of their sports shows, so I generally get to see the plays of the week (or anything related to the Japanese players in overseas leagues) at midnight after I get back from capoeira on Mondays.

The time difference worked out decently, so that none of the game time slots were during the workday, but the late games ended up being 3:30am here, so I skipped most of those, although I did stay up for the USA v. England Saturday night. And it was completely worth it to see the shock on the English players and fans faces when they ended up tying us. I caught a few of the games over at Joel’s place, and it was nice to get to watch some of the action with other soccer enthusiasts. One of Japan’s group stage games mercifully happened at the 8:30 time slot on a weekend, so I headed to Gifu with one of the foreign professors from IAMAS to watch the game at a bar with a big crowd. We met up with Naomi and headed to Bierhall, only to find that you needed to have made a reservation. Turns out almost every bar in town had a special viewing event going on that required advanced reservation. We don’t really, oh, what do you call it…? Oh yeah, plan ahead. So we wandered around without much luck before deciding to try this little bar way off the beaten path run by some Australian guy. It’s in the middle of a residential area (kind of reminded me of Oshkosh in that sense) and has irregular hours, so we figured it would still have room. And thankfully, we were right. We grabbed a table and watched the slow, methodical downfall of Japan at the hands of the Dutch Orangemen. It was certainly fun to watch the game with a huge crowd, even if one of the Australian guys behind the bar was a total assclown. Shortly into the game, a large group of Japanese people came in, including four or relatively young, potentially attractive ladies, who sat down at the bar. This stooge proceeded to try and chat them up with his minimal Japanese, but they were not having any of it. He even resorted to drunkenly belting the Japanese team’s fight song/chant to try and win them over. Too bad the chant is super repetitive and, what do ya know, gets really annoying when sung over and over by a drunkard. “Jaaapaaaaaan, Jaaaaapan, Jaapan, Jaapan, Jaapaaaaan” Yeah, that’s it. I mean, even the Packers mix it up a little more by throwing the word “Go” in there, along with a catchy little intro rhythm “Bum, ba da da da dum, GO PACK GO!!” Much easier to stomach…although I haven’t yet been to a game and had the pleasure of some drunk guy screaming it in my ear, so who knows. Anywho, the ladies left after the game, at which point the guy lamented that they went home instead of up to his bedroom. I swear I wasn’t shooting him a dirty look, but I must have been staring a bit, because he looked at me and “What?! Don’t Judge!” Too late, buddy, waaaay too late.

Clemens left after the Japan game to head back to some party students of the school were having in this space near the station that the school owns. He invited me along, but Vitor had just showed up, so I stuck around for part of the Australia game before grabbing the train to Ogaki. I decided to stop by the party see what was going on. I found Clemens, grabbed a drink and…socialized. Yeah, crazy notion, I know. Most of the students were very surprised to see me there and a number of them said “Hey you’re not wearing a suit!” Yeah, no kidding, it’s Saturday. I sometimes forget that I am part of the administration (“the man” if you will) and thus in their minds on a different social level. But seeing me in a t-shirt and khaki shorts with a drink in my hand seemed to get them to loosen up a bit. The front room had the drink table with people chatting, and in the back room was some random techno with accompanying visual being projected on a screen. It was like being in a room full of me. Nobody was dancing, and maybe a few people were nodding their heads to the beat. They had some funky iPhone app that allowed you to control objects on the projection. That was interesting for all of 30sec. Maybe I just don’t get the iPhone app thing, but I feel like a lot of them are simply a novelty, one that wears off very quickly. I suppose they are like that by design, being for a portable device and all. Oh well, maybe I'm just get old and crotchety.

One of the highlights of the evening had to be the drag performance by one of the students. Not exactly something I had expected, but it was nice to see some outgoingness from a normally rather reserved bunch of students.

DIVA! The feather boa was a nice touch.



Shake it like a Polaroid picture!


At some point, we went back to Pastel for their all you can eat pizza deal. I think the wait staff remembered us, and I’m glad, as this time there was an understanding-just keep bringing us pizza, don’t try to slow the pace and wait us out. After dinner, there was more soccer viewing…noticing a trend?

Group play finished, with the USA moving on at the head of its group, despite some rubbish calls by laymen masquerading around as world class soccer refs. The weekend of USA’s round of 16 match also happened to be Vitor’s birthday party, so a bunch of us met up in Nagoya for dinner (with all you can drink, of course) and karaoke.



Poor Vitor was coming off of a break-up, so he wanted to stay out all night and have a good time. So after a number of Lady Gaga songs at karaoke, half the group left to go to the clubs. Vitor wanted something a bit quieter. When I mentioned that I wanted to catch the US soccer game at 3:30am, we began in search of a quiet bar that might be showing it. Then Vitor came up with the brilliant idea of staying at a love hotel to watch the game. Although I think the name explains itself, these are hotels where you can rent a room for just an hour or two if you want. If you can’t put the rest together, well, you’re beyond my help. Some of these places are known for turning down foreigners, so after the first couple we went to were full, we decided to have Naomi inquire at the next ones we went to, instead of Vitor. Another place would have possibly accommodated us, but only at an exorbitant price.

After trying our luck at 10 or so of these establishment, and getting to know the seedier side of Nagoya a bit better, we decided to try walking to a somewhat nearby Hub (a chain of bars that is relatively popular with foreigners). Thankfully this place was staying open pretty much all night to show the games, and even better, there was hardly anyone in there, so we got seats as well as some relative peace and quiet. The US game was tragic, although we deserved to lose after giving up an early goal in regulation, and then giving up another early goal some 2 minutes into overtime. We were all super tired and headed out immediately after the game ended, grabbing our respective first trains back home. More world cup viewing followed in the next week, but the semifinals and finals had to take a back seat, since I was to have a visitor in July! (Heyo, now only 2.5 months behind, I’m making headway!)

Thursday, September 2, 2010

More family visits Japan!

Before I knew it, it was already time for my dad and stepmom to be getting into town. They got in on a Saturday evening, so I went to pick them up at Nagoya airport. I stayed with them in the hotel room that night, stow away style, on a $3 blow-up mattress they had picked up from Big Lots, along with some extra pillows from the beds. Living the high life, baby. The next day we hit up the early Kabuki performance in Nagoya.



I really lucked out with that, too. My stepmom’s primary wish was to see kabuki theatre while in Japan, and just my luck, the famous Kabuki-za theatre in the Ginza district of Tokyo had just closed a few weeks beforehand for major renovations. Other places have Kabuki performances, but only at certain times of the year. I just happened to see an advertisement for a performance in Nagoya in an announcement packet at work, so I was saved. The performance was impressive, especially this scene in the snow where the main actor (playing an actress) moved exactly like a puppet. The resemblance was uncanny. The split-second, onstage costume changes are also always amazing to watch. Maybe not the fastest moving style of theatre out there, but I respect the hell out of the art. Sadly, we couldn’t take pictures of the performance, so you’ll have to use your imaginations. Or search it on Youtube.

The next day I went to work and then had them meet me in Gifu, where they accompanied me on my normal Monday evening activities, tea ceremony and capoeira. Yes, for those of you who don’t know, I started taking tea ceremony lessons a few months back, and the great thing is that I teach her tea ceremony related English and proper phrasing, so she doesn’t charge me. Yay for mutually beneficial knowledge exchange! I’ll hopefully do a write-up on just tea ceremony at some point, but that would require that I at some point catch up in my blog posting (ha, right). The teacher made everyone a cup of tea and after the ceremony we just sat in her living room chatting a bit. It was a tad awkward, but it worked. At one point my dad started waxing philosophical about culture and people, yadda yadda. I’m glad the experience had that effect on him (maybe the teacher put some extra Zen in his tea), but it was a little over the top. My stepmom even gave him shit for it afterwards, so good on her.

At the tea lady's house



I went to work on Tues-Friday while they went to China for my dad’s work. They got back on Friday, and we met in Gifu and grabbed dinner at ramen place I enjoy (they actually pan sear the meat and onion, etc. right before throwing it in the bowl, the little bit of char on the onions works really well). After that we headed to capoeira practice. It’s always hard to tell if watching a capoeira practice is going to be all that enthralling for someone. They seemed to enjoy themselves enough, and there was a little kid watching with him mom, so he was also doing enough adorable stuff to keep them occupied. Sadly, only 4 people (about half the normal number) showed up, so we couldn’t really have a proper roda for them to see, but oh well. We spent Saturday in Nagoya, just chilling as far as I remember. That might have been the day we checked out Nagoya castle, and ran into a dude walking his rabbit on a leash...yeah, had to do a double take on that one.

Toss the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!



I always find it interesting what quirks other people notice about Japan when they come here, and my dad and stepmom picked out a couple of new ones. They noticed a rather large number of women here have legs that bend inward toward each other at the knee (I’m sure there’s a term for that, but I forget). To be honest I had kind of noticed that as well before, but never really thought about it too much. I later had someone tell me it can result from sitting in the seiza style (knees together, bent, facing forward, and then sit your butt on your heels with your insteps flat to the ground) too much at a young age. I’m not sure how true that is, but it seems plausible. The other odd thing they caught onto, which I had never noticed, is that a ton of the ladies wear shoes that are way too large for them, by at least two sizes or so. Once they pointed it out, I couldn’t help but noticing it all over the place.



Sunday we went to Kyoto where one of dad’s old business buddies showed us around. And damn, did he show us around at a breakneck pace. I could barely breathe as we powered through 4-5 of the big sites, while also battling traffic. The dude wasn’t too talkative, and I got the feeling this guy wasn’t happy he was spending his Sunday carting our asses around to all the tourist spots. We had lunch at this classy little ryokan, which was tasty, and helped break up the day. After dinner, the guy’s boss, also an old friend of dad’s, came and picked us up and drove us to a lookout point over the city before taking us back to the hotel. This guy would be our tour guide the next day. We hit up a few more tourist spots the next day, and went to one I hadn’t been to before, the Phoenix Hall, which is actually a little outside of Kyoto proper.

Note the two attached side buildings, those are its wings. There is a "tail" building, too.



After the sightseeing, we had shabu-shabu for dinner (boiling pot of water/broth with veggies, etc in it, and you dip thin slices of meat in the broth before dunking it in sauce and consuming), and it was amazing. It must have been kobe beef or its equivalent, because that stuff was like butter. Tasty, meaty butter. It also turns out this guy likes to drink. Obviously, it’s impolite to turn down a drink, and I ended up having to drink my stepmom’s second glass of wine for her. We were real stealthy about the switcheroo. After that, this guy takes us all to an effing private Geisha club. Okay, this dude is officially a baller. His wife was along for all of this, too. I would have loved to know what was running through her head. Sadly, the geisha didn’t actually do any of the traditional arts performances, but rather just acted very coquettish while pouring drinks, making awkward small talk, and singing some karaoke. There is a certain novelty to it, but seeing as one of them was a maiko (geisha in training), and only 17 yrs old at that, it was also pretty weird. Having family members there only adds to the crazy nature of the situation



I sang some Japanese song, while our baller friend sang “(Take me home) Country Roads” by good ol’ John Denver, followed by the geisha doing a duet of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic (ugh, gag me please, I thought geisha were supposed to have refined taste…guess not). Finally we hopped back in a taxi to the hotel. Whew, it was quite the night. The next day I took over tour guide duties, and we hit a couple last sites before heading back to Nagoya. I headed back to Ogaki since I had to work that Wednesday, and go to a meeting in Gifu for the International Exchange Association. Thursday we just chilled in Nagoya before heading out to Tokyo on Friday.

We grabbed the train to Tokyo, and found our way to the hotel in Ginza. We chilled a bit in the hotel, wandered around the area for lunch and snapped some pictures of the under-construction Kabuki-za.



After chilling in the hotel for awhile, we headed out to Shibuya for the evening. It happened to be a Friday night, so they got the full effect of being absolutely overwhelmed by the ocean of humanity at Shibuya Crossing. I took them by the Hachiko dog statue (google it) and then we essentially walked up an down streets checking out the bright lights and “Tokyo-ness” of everything.

BananaMan!! He WILL cut you with his Wolverine banana claws. Eat Dole or Die!



Quiet, unassuming girl by day, crazy Visual-kei band fan by Tokyo night:



We stopped at a restaurant that featured okonomiyaki and monjayaki (the dirty, red-headed stepchild of okonomiyaki). I decided to try the monjayaki (Naomi had suggested I try it as well) and then later realized I’d have to make it myself. I did my best to follow the direction at the table, but I have a feeling the gloppy sludge of veggies, meat, and some slimy batter I ended up with wasn’t exactly how it was supposed to turn out. It tasted all right, but it’s probably not something I’ll run back to, especially if I have to make it myself. They also got to sample another aspect of Japanese culture, one especially prevalent in Tokyo: the high-pitch, super squealy voiced, annoying Japanese girl. There was a table of twentysomethings next to us, and although they certainly weren’t all annoying, one girl in particular had a voice that could kill a yak. And what do you know? She dominated the table’s conversation. My dad and stepmom couldn’t quite handle it, and I just wanted to get the heck out of there.

The next day we headed to Asakusa to shop the market and check out the shrine and Kaminari-mon (Lighting Gate…yeah, I need one of those for my front yard).

Lightning Gate!



The market shops are endless...



They were constructing a new building on the grounds in Asakusa and had this awesome dragon mural on the scaffold covering.



In the evening we went to Shinjuku to check out more lights and sounds. We ended up wandering into the red light district, Kabuki-cho, which should technically be more awkward with family, but in some respects it was less awkward since it was obvious I wasn’t there to procure any services. And we were all able to have a good laugh over this signboard outside one of the shops.

You don't need to know what the rest of the Japanese says to understand what's going on here. How can you say no to those baby blues?



On Sunday we took it pretty easy. We walked down to the Tsukiji fish market, only find out it is closed on Sundays. So we still wandered around near some of the stores that were still open and managed to witness some sushi chefs literally sawing apart a gigantic tuna, so that was pretty cool.



Back in the Ginza area, we found lunch at an Italian place on the map the hotel provided us. I had caprese salad (yes, slices of real tomato, in Japan!) and an Italian Sausage pizza. It was amazing. Sausage is not one of the normal toppings here (not even the Pizza Hut in Nagoya has it), and good sausage pretty much doesn’t exist. Except at this place, yumm! Now I could just really go for a sausage and onion pizza from Rocky Rococo’s…when does winter vacation roll around again? After lunch, we discovered that a few blocks of Ginza’s main drag are roped off on Sundays (or at least this Sunday) to allow pedestrians more freedom. It almost felt a bit like State Street, you know, except for the Gucci, Dior, Louis Vuitton, and Swarovski stores…not to mention a gazillion other designer name brands I had never heard of. This street is apparently like the 5th Avenue of Japan. Literally nothing but stores hawking crap I couldn’t buy with a month’s salary…or a year’s for the crap in Swarovski.



As much as I despise the whole idea of designer brands, I must admit they have some pretty cool looking stores. The Swarovski place had crushed crystal inside of transparent steps up to the second floor. Another building had a very cool animated façade with rainbows and Mary Poppins type people floating with umbrellas.



I just liked how this building seemed to glow.


At some point back in Nagoya, we had seen a poster for a deal on cheap tickets for Tokyo Disneyland. My dad and stepmom had wanted to go, but had heard it was ridiculously expensive, so they didn’t look too much into it. Having seen this poster for reasonable tickets, it was maybe a matter of 15 minutes before we had tickets for our last day in Tokyo. So on Monday we got up semi-early and took the train to Tokyo Disneyland.



It was a scaled-down version (obviously there are land area issues), but they had a lot of big names attractions there. We rode Space Mountain, and checked out the Pirates of the Carribean and Star Wars rides. Space Mountain doesn’t change a whole lot in that you’re on a roller coaster in the dark, but all the voice-overs for the Star Wars ride were in Japanese, which gave it a different feel. Especially hearing the actual droid robots while you wait in line for the ride speak Japanese was pretty surreal. And let me tell you, “robot Japanese” is not easy to comprehend. Despite being a regular ol’ Monday, not during any sort of vacation period, the place was packed. I’d hate to try to move around, let alone wait in line, during a weekend or holiday. Overall, though, a neat experience, and one of the stage performances even had two guys doing pseudo-capoeira.

Even the handles and windows on the tram were Mickey shaped...



The next and final day of their stay simply involved chilling around Nagoya. I took them to the infamous ramen joint for lunch, and we hit up a couple of their new favorites that evening. One being Yama-chan, an izakaya chain that specializes in chicken wings, and the other being Komeda Coffee, a chain that has a signature dessert that consists of a flaky, layered croissant type bread topped with soft serve ice cream and maple syrup. After engaging in said gluttony, they saw me off at the train gates, and then they flew out the next morning. So that brings us to mid-June. Only 3 months behind! My dad and stepmom left just in time for the start of the World Cup. The timing worked out nicely, as it probably would have been poor form to force them to cut sightseeing short so I could watch soccer. Oh well, the next post will involve some World Cup action and other shenanigans.